SEVENTEEN | Ultrasound Equipment Made by Wellbits FIFTEEN | The Importance of Knowing Your Audience FOURTEEN | Absentee Kings, Helpful Father-In-Laws, and Big-Mouthed Wives

TWELVE | Guess Who’s Coming to Live with Us? ELEVEN | Stylish Men’s Swim Trunks & High Stakes Parenting NINE | Pretty, Young Nannies and Krispy Kreme Contraband EIGHT | Slutty Nurses, Husbands on Their Best Behaviour, and Tricky Babies SEVEN | How Many Nannies Does it Take to Screw Up a Marriage? FOUR | My Obstetrician’s Better than Your Obstetrician THREE | Meat-smokers, Invisible Princesses, and Dish Towel Therapy Will Arthur calm down in time to welcome the baby? Will Tessa manage to figure out how to be mother to the kingdom’s next heir? And most importantly, will the happy couple still be happy when the baby arrives? With a baby on the way, Arthur’s overprotective streak comes out in spades, and he finds himself attributing ill-intentions to everyone he meets, from the vagina-fixated obstetricians to the potential pedos everywhere. Prince Author never thought he’d find himself involved in horribly awkward conversations about the first day of his wife’s last period, but that’s precisely what happens after that plus sign shows up on the pregnancy test. Soon dubbed the Cowntess of Camembert, Tessa wants to go into hiding until after the baby is born, but royal life won’t wait, and she needs to figure out how to make the best of a desperate situation and win the people over once and for all. She could do it too if it weren’t for all the freshly-baked scones. With all eyes on Tessa, she’s determined to be one of those fabulously fit pregnant women. After one year of marriage, Crown Prince Arthur and his lovely, albeit accident-prone wife, Princess Tessa, are preparing to bring an heir to the tiny kingdom of Avonia.

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